TimeLine
- Sep 2013
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28 Sep
The day we met
I walked into your work with poorly little Schnauzer
- Feb 2014
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16 Feb
My first heartbreak
The day I lost my beautiful Jasmine
- Mar 2014
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09 Mar
Your first whatsapp!
"I may look sweet and innocent but I can take on your Bailey for worst pet at the vets!!!!"
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25 Mar
A pet LOBSTER!??!?!
We had the funniest chat ever!
- Apr 2014
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07 Apr
What a decent guy!
You told me what a decent guy I was.. and might have 'hinted' that you're single now too ;-)
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12 Apr
Pizza and chocolate wine...
And one magical night!
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13 Apr
Meet the in-laws
Why not.. its only been one day!
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14 Apr
Moving Day!
Two days.. might as well move in!
- May 2014
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02 May
Your first (with me) Birthday
Mmmmm TGI's!!!
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04 May
Ditch that bitch!
Get rid of all that lesbi-shit!
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17 May
Its SO Shiny!!
Your car looked (almost) like new!
- Jun 2014
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01 Jun
You put your stamp on the place
Cuz you got taste girlfriennnnnd!
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16 Jun
I took you to a spa
Leamington Spa.. to Meet your Dad.
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21 Jun
Emmy met a baby
And looked so so cute!
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22 Jun
You met more of my family
And got REALLY drunk!
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26 Jun
You put the phone down on me...
Okay.. it was because bailey bit you..
- Jul 2014
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07 Jul
A bird did this!
And it really upset me.... you probably laughed.
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07 Jul
YOU BROKE THE MICROWAVE!!!
And got treated because of it!!!
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18 Jul
We got a bonnie dog
And she was mental!!!
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24 Jul
Quack!
You fed the duckies.. and looked DEAD cute.
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26 Jul
Double Dogging
Hi Patch; I'm Bonnie.. Hi Bonnie.. my name is.. OH MY GOD PAPER!!!! Let me eat it!
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26 Jul
Trentham
We had an amazing time.. and you looked beautiful!
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26 Jul
WOW!
There are no words.. Just WOW
- Aug 2014
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18 Aug
Now I said what about..
... breakfast at beefeater! (and a trip to New Life)
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20 Aug
You were excited..
dunno why...
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22 Aug
Walkies!
Mind the swan..
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25 Aug
Lets go round again..
Lets paint the whole room... in blue!
- Sep 2014
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01 Sep
Hi Bailey.. Im Fatvester
I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!
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04 Sep
ICE CREAM ICE CREAM ICE CREAM
Oh.. we went Cheshire Oaks too..
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25 Sep
I F****KING HATE PRINTERS
And you left me alone because you knew it...
- Oct 2014
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15 Oct
BEST HOLIDAY EVER!!!!
It made me love you even more!
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20 Oct
Krispy got possessed!!!
Im still trying to figure out what curse she put on me...
- Nov 2014
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06 Nov
Late Night Costa
Just because you love Black Forest!
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07 Nov
Emster Claus!
This little man arrived!!
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10 Nov
Glossybox..
The most expensive decision ever?
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22 Nov
KITTY
SO FLUFFY!
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29 Nov
Our first visit too....
Blondies Twisted Tea Rooms!
- Dec 2014
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01 Dec
The best gifts...
Because you love to clean...
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02 Dec
Mmmmmmm!
Baby did brilliant in college!!
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15 Dec
You are now the proud owner of...
The sofa you've had for the past 2 years.
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20 Dec
We meet our first Lord..
.....
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26 Dec
Bailey made you look cute...
and I asked you to Marry Me!!
- Jan 2015
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01 Jan
Our first new year..
We made our own fireworks...
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12 Jan
Same shit different day...
Is the calendar I got from our trip to Derby
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27 Jan
Why wait...
Lets get married this year! (and lets spend ages doing the invites!)
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31 Jan
You threw my toaster away
Lets just get a pink one instead eh?
- Feb 2015
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24 Feb
The worlds most expensive sugar pot
But you're worth it...
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24 Feb
Oooops?
It probably cost less than all your beauty boxes...
- Mar 2015
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30 Mar
Another present...
You loved this one just as much...
- Apr 2015
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03 Apr
This happened...
.... and will never happen again!
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05 Apr
Thirty years of life...
.... is all it took to find you!
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17 Apr
You helped by making coffe
.... and being sweet!
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28 Apr
Ewwwwww!
I tried to cure babies smelly feet!
- May 2015
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05 May
SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!
and the most amazing time with my baby ever!
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22 May
Hamsterwhat?
I was 600 miles away!! The furthest ever :(
- Jun 2015
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29 Jun
They said it would never happen!
I finally finished painting the garden!
- Jul 2015
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18 Jul
Ooooooooohhhh (toy story alien sound...)
Baby's first trip to London!
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25 Jul
The start of something amazing
Although it doesn't look that way here..
- Aug 2015
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07 Aug
NOW they look amazing
Just like you...
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24 Aug
Poorly Eyes
Best day ever in the hospital.... said no one ever.
- Sep 2015
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-- Sep
Do you remember.. the 21st night of September
Because I don't.. september was a blur!
- Oct 2015
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03 Oct
Here lies the memory of.. Emily Mitchell
Long Live Emily Pemberton!!!
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05 Oct
Our Honeymoon!!!
And we met another cheeky monkey!
- Nov 2015
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14 Nov
Our little love nest
Was finally complete; with a pink pigeon!
- Dec 2015
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14 Dec
I took you to wonderland...
... and we had the best time!
- Jan 2016
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-- Jan
You immediately regretted Marrying me
... but I had fun
- Apr 2016
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05 Apr
We agreed to do the living room in small steps
... but then we did it all in one go...
- Jun 2016
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04 Jun
The men of the house looked super cute
... and Baileys tail was "fluffy"
- Jul 2016
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25 Jul
Monkey time
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29 Jul
You met another Clive
... because one wasn't enough
- Oct 2016
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01 Oct
We started with an afternoon tea
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03 Oct
Went on holiday
... and celebrated our 1st anniversary in style
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04 Oct
Had afternoon tea
... after afternoon tea, after afternoon tea
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05 Oct
Went shopping
... and you'll hate me forever
- Dec 2016
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03 Dec
Wifey got excited about xmas
and looked super sweet
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05 Dec
A cheshire cat cushion arrived!
... and I hid it
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07 Dec
Shiny!
I had a new car
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23 Dec
I FINISHED WORK FOR THE YEAR !!!
...and had afternoon tea to celebrate.
- Jan 2017
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15 Jan
We got a lollypop!
... Haribo died and went to heaven
- Feb 2017
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18 Feb
Its murder on the dancefloor
We had the worst murder mystery ever. We all wished we were dead.
- Mar 2017
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31 Mar
Cuties!
I took your favorite picture of these pair
- Apr 2017
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11 Apr
We had a visit from the easter bunny
TWO EASTER BUNNIES!
- May 2017
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02 May
We went on holiday
and you found a cat (or 2)
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07 May
Holy BOOBS!!
AWOOOGA!
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20 May
I have no idea what is going on here
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31 May
Squidalicious
I LEFT YOU FOR THREE DAYS!!! THREE DAYS!!!
- Jun 2017
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06 Jun
We got a new front door
because why not.. lets spend a thousand pounds.
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14 Jun
And a new fence?
Might as well now we're spending money anyway
- Jul 2017
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16 Jul
We experienced the most snorting in our lives
snufflepugs
- Sep 2017
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14 Sep
Wifey had a bad back
and had a car crash too
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19 Sep
But she got a new car!
A blurple Jukie!
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26 Sep
I played with Lego
- Oct 2017
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01 Oct
Another holiday...
... we sneugled
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02 Oct
You changed into Sonic
... and still looked cute
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03 Oct
You got renewed!
... 2 years with me!!
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04 Oct
We met an Italian Stalion!
... who made werid noises...
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21 Oct
We went to Paris!
... and had our heads peed on
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24 Oct
I almost dumped you...
... because you made me lug this about!
- Dec 2017
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24 Dec
We went the Casino
and you gave me loads of sympathy...
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25 Dec
Another Christmas!
and 2 cute puggies!
- Jan 2018
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13 Jan
Lollys Belly...
... looked like a hairy ass crack
- Feb 2018
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01 Feb
I was made a director
and wifey saw poundsigns!
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25 Feb
We took the kids away with us...
... not sure if it was fun or not?
- Mar 2018
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04 Mar
The house hunting started
and was quickly upgraded to a higher budget
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25 Mar
We had some stuff framed
... and I had a heartattack and had to remortgge
- Apr 2018
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08 Apr
The house hunting continued
and so did the budget
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14 Apr
... and continued
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20 Apr
Chubbers left wifey
and went to Vegas
- May 2018
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06 May
Emmy went to Emma Bridgewater
and spent more money
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19 May
The animals were super hot
Haribo had to be cooled
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20 May
More houses were hunted
and the budget pushed further...
- Jun 2018
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06 Jun
MORE Houses
Because this is all there is to do at weekends now...
- Jul 2018
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02 Jul
Hubby got a very serious disease
And it was abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. NOT
- Oct 2018
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03 Oct
Anniversary holiday and I almost died..
Blowing up a stupid peagasus
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13 Oct
WE FINALLY FOUND IT
Our Dream Home!!
- Nov 2018
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23 Nov
We packaged up our lives
you had more boxes than me
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30 Nov
***Another*** trip to harrogate
I think you conned me again...
- Dec 2018
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14 Dec
We moved house!
and went to a Christmas party just after...
- Feb 2019
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02 Feb
Sun Pugs
Just because?
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17 Feb
BIG EYES
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18 Feb
Emmy was sad..
But she looked cute... (and was dressed as a school girl)
- Mar 2019
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02 Mar
Emmy proved how much she loved me..
but it wasn't meant to be
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30 Mar
Mmmmm Pizza
Bigger than Emmys head
- Apr 2019
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07 Apr
We attended a wedding
and my beautiful bridesmaid looked AMAZING
- May 2019
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05 May
We went to Liverpool..
"ANDREW - Put the child down..."
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07 May
Emmy got a new job
and a new FIT uniform
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08 May
We bought the cats a new house
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25 May
We went another wedding
And Emmy looked AMAZING again.
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30 May
Emmy cost me lots of money..
AGAIN
- Jun 2019
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30 Jun
Emmy looked mad at me for something
and either blew her nose or cried about a stain?
- Jul 2019
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11 Jul
I got caught being a pervert
and Emmy was naughty.
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15 Jul
We bought the cats ANOTHER house
- Aug 2019
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09 Aug
I bought a new car!
and Emmy started to steal it...
- Sep 2019
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22 Sep
Nous sommes alles en france
(we went to France)
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27 Sep
Purchased a tea pot
and spent 3 hours painting it
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30 Sep
Went on holiday...
again.. cos why not?
- Oct 2019
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02 Oct
Went to Harrogate
(again)
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03 Oct
Had your contract renewed
after months of negotiation
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04 Oct
We saw a Highland Cow...
So we bought a painting
- Nov 2019
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14 Nov
Lolly was poorly
(again)
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15 Nov
Christmas started early
in NOVEMBER
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16 Nov
We bought a painting...
FOR THE CATS
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20 Nov
We found a new friend!
a cute little Kingfisher!
- Dec 2019
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04 Dec
THIS IS HALOWEEN!
Emmy saw her favourite show... LIVE
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17 Dec
I upped my Coffee game
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18 Dec
Haribo Looked Like a Puppy
I suppose he looks cute here...
